Chinese Bus eats Cars...spits out Passengers.

This is a joke right?
You can't honestly think this will work?

This Chinese Bus is the size of a small African nation.
It runs on rails.
It drives over and consumes Passenger Cars.
It shoots riders out of side chutes.

Half of drivers can't cope with the normal pop-up situations on our roads.
Imagine how one will react when their car is "consumed"....engulfed...swallowed up by a low flying building.
Suddenly all light disappears.
Your ears pop as the sound of your car increases.
People scramble to shut their windows.
Babys scream. Dogs howl. Car Alarms go berserk!
lol



Heres the scenario I foresee....
poor Chinese driver tootling along in his Hung Lo sedan.
Looks in his mirror...to his terror...Moby Dick approacheth!
What does he do?
Wait to be engulfed and absorbed into the belly of the beast?
Or does he panic...hit the gas...or the brake...
and crank hard on the steering wheel to get from under the impending tsunami?
As the rail riding casino boat slices through the car with razor precision.

What happens when a car underneath this thing has an accident?
Swerves and bashes into the foot of the beast?
Causes a pile up under its belly.
Thats it!...the entire road is now blocked by the Behemoth of Beijing!

Sorry...I just think this whole idea is silly.
Its just asking for trouble.

The chutes popping open on the sides made me laugh out loud.
I picture riders shooting out, over the tops of the cars on the road,
snagged by the trees lining the sides of the road.